Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Someone shattered a urinal.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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