People with herpes should wear stickers.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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