So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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