Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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