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(845): View more from New York

he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for singing to me while i puked last night

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon

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(515): View more from Iowa

They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?

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(209): View more from California

For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.

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(954): View more from Florida

Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call

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