Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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