scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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