On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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