Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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