love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Randomize
