It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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