Having a random hookup so left but love u
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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