I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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