Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
