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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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