He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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