i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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