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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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