Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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