Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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