I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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