Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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