And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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