she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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