we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
