Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
