Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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