i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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