Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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