If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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