You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I think my fart just growled at me.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Randomize
