I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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