Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She even gives head with a lisp.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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