Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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