This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I will die if light touches me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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