Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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