Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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