I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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