Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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