Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
