btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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