Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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