so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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