Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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