I'm going to jail i love you
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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