Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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