So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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