kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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