We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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