He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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