I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
It was confusing and full of hummus
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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