In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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